Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from US

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo so much that he/she doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says Hey instead of Hi. Says Yogurt instead of Curd Says Cab instead of Taxi Says Candy instead of Chocolate Says Cookie instead of Biscuit Says **Free Way** instead of Highway Says got to go instead of Have to go Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in **India** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he travelled back to **India**, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag for short visits in India,tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. Ultimate one 1. Tries to know buddy when I was in begin conversation with; You know buddy in US or you US...

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The funniest Book which i read ever !!!!!

Its a book named "The Satyam Diet Plan by Surekha Dangoor" which i found on the top of humour section ( but the title is serious ) of scribd.com today in between an unofficial( Time pass between serious works) wandering over the internet.As the book name suggests , i am
too curious to read the book in one sitting ( because am a little fatty, so dreamt this is the golden chance to burn my unwanted fat).Clicked over the PDF link to read this e -book ( i am a PDF fan, especially in case of e-books). At the end of a long restless waiting( My net connection is too slow) , the ebook get loaded!!!!. haiilaaa !!!!!! My curiosity multiplied, but retarded suddenly, bec i found the book contains only 7 pages. Only seven pages...????? I am wonderd how can one burn 15 kg fat with these narrow 7 pages ???? I tried to aware myself that may
be book conatins only essential things ( Why there is a need of 200-300 pages if one can shrink things to 7 pages- am so happy with this theory) .

I am started to read the book, first page shows the title and name of the author in BOLD,Ok.. good, come down to second page, a brief introduction about the book
.Author expalins the book is for an average healthy indiviadual in mind, and not for the persons who have metabolic or genetic disorders which makes impossible to loss weight without the aid of drugs or surgery ( .....very serious things), She also reminded her father (late) who owned
the patent of concept of this book. She a lso declined that this is the easy and flexible methid that enables one to save time as well as money in the process of losing weight . ( I am happy again, i can sve some money over this too). A reader reviwed the book " Brilliant! Witty, Succinct and efective " Philip Chuang

Second page is also over, coming to third page, where a full page of copy right issues . Author warns the readers that "no part of this book reproduced in any form or by any electroninc, mechanical means without the written permission of the copyright owner " (may be the author
puts efforts of months and months to complete this book.....). This page is also indicates, this is the first edition and printed in US ( ...great)

Coming to third page its a dedication , she remember her father for his timeless wisdom ( am near to cry.....).

OOOO.. My wait is over am reaching the first lesson ( started to dreaming ,superslim galmourous body, plenty of female fan followers behind me as seen in some ads,.....and so on...),my eyes widen with curiosity. There the comedy starts , the whole essence of this book shrinks to this page where she states that " if you want to lose weight , it is very simple. Eat less. ". That s the end book....haahahahaahaaa, All my dreams, sexy figure, female fans...ec...etc.. ends in a sudden, but the enjoyment given by this book, which makes me laugher and laugher again and again , never ends......

Download The Satyam Diet Plan by Surekha Dangoor

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